I'm not joking. Why in the hell would I do that?

[Because he's on his way to being very, very drunk from pretty drunk. And because he's really taking a step outside of himself here. This is coming out wrong, all wrong.]

I don't know how to try and set this right or say something. But the thought of you and that guy together just for kicks when I know how fucking great you are...

[Yep. Still sounding not like he means.]