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[insistingly]

OPEN RP

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[insistingly]

It's cute you think you can scare me off.

[underachievement]

Yeah the way caution signs try to scare you off driving over a cliff

[insistingly]

You're not a cliff, Jessica.

[underachievement]

Then I'm one of the traps from saw
Who cares? The point is the same

[insistingly]

Wait you've watched Saw?

[underachievement]

Why is that surprising?

[insistingly]

Because you look down your nose at a lot of things.

You're like an angry hipster.

[underachievement]

[ with not enough self-awareness ] I hate hipsters.

Shut up.

[insistingly]

[ nelson laugh.mp3 ]

Oh my god I'm right

[underachievement]

No I'm right. The point was that I'm right.
Not that everyone's seen a shitty movie.

[insistingly]

It's ok. Hipsters always think they are right and everyone else is wrong.

[underachievement]

Now I want to hire you just so I can fire you

[insistingly]

That's abuse of power, Miss Jones.

[underachievement]

Now you're getting it

[insistingly]

Too bad for you I won't give you that power.

Equal partnership or nothing.

[underachievement]

So you're after my millions of dollars

[insistingly]

Only half of those millions.

[underachievement]

If I had enough to get you out of here and bugging Brooklynites or upper East Siders, I'd probably consider it [ if he thinks SHE's a hipster ]