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insistingly) wrote2017-07-22 04:26 pm
insistingly) wrote2017-07-22 04:26 pm
Entry tags:
| open rp |
coded by shipping
shipping[ Jess doesn't remember what she did with it but she must have had a lucid moment because she finds it in her bathroom cabinet, where a normal person would put it. Snapped and sent. ]
100% Certified crazy
100% Certified crazy
Why would I need to be a client?
Tho if this is an invitation to team up on an investigation, I'll consider it.
Tho if this is an invitation to team up on an investigation, I'll consider it.
[ fair point. she bullshits everyone. ]
Sure. Just notify your next of kin since I have a tendency to get sidekicks killed. [ or almost, or fake dead out of necessity, or traumatized, but sometimes they also hook up so that's nice? ]
Sure. Just notify your next of kin since I have a tendency to get sidekicks killed. [ or almost, or fake dead out of necessity, or traumatized, but sometimes they also hook up so that's nice? ]
You're right, sidekick is just borderline suicidal
Yeah the way caution signs try to scare you off driving over a cliff
Then I'm one of the traps from saw
Who cares? The point is the same
Who cares? The point is the same
Because you look down your nose at a lot of things.
You're like an angry hipster.
You're like an angry hipster.
[ with not enough self-awareness ] I hate hipsters.
Shut up.
Shut up.
No I'm right. The point was that I'm right.
Not that everyone's seen a shitty movie.
Not that everyone's seen a shitty movie.
It's ok. Hipsters always think they are right and everyone else is wrong.
Now I want to hire you just so I can fire you
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