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Are you asking for receipts?

Yeah. Maybe I am.

[ Jess doesn't remember what she did with it but she must have had a lucid moment because she finds it in her bathroom cabinet, where a normal person would put it. Snapped and sent. ]

100% Certified crazy

Bullshit.

You could've photoshopped that.

What are you one of my clients?

Why would I need to be a client?

Tho if this is an invitation to team up on an investigation, I'll consider it.

[ fair point. she bullshits everyone. ]

Sure. Just notify your next of kin since I have a tendency to get sidekicks killed. [ or almost, or fake dead out of necessity, or traumatized, but sometimes they also hook up so that's nice? ]

Partner isn't a sidekick.

You're right, sidekick is just borderline suicidal

It's cute you think you can scare me off.

Yeah the way caution signs try to scare you off driving over a cliff

You're not a cliff, Jessica.

Then I'm one of the traps from saw
Who cares? The point is the same

Wait you've watched Saw?

Why is that surprising?

Because you look down your nose at a lot of things.

You're like an angry hipster.

[ with not enough self-awareness ] I hate hipsters.

Shut up.

[ nelson laugh.mp3 ]

Oh my god I'm right

No I'm right. The point was that I'm right.
Not that everyone's seen a shitty movie.

It's ok. Hipsters always think they are right and everyone else is wrong.

Now I want to hire you just so I can fire you

That's abuse of power, Miss Jones.

Now you're getting it

Too bad for you I won't give you that power.

Equal partnership or nothing.

So you're after my millions of dollars

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